Blame Bucket
Professional Blame Taking Services
Life got you down? Boss angry? Spouse frustrated? Don't worry – we've got someone who'll take the blame for literally anything!
Start Your Blame Transfer
Professional Blame Taking Services
Life got you down? Boss angry? Spouse frustrated? Don't worry – we've got someone who'll take the blame for literally anything!
Start Your Blame Transfer
Tell us your situation and choose your level of crisis. From "ate the last donut" to "crashed the company server" – we handle it all!
Our trained blame-takers will convincingly accept responsibility with the perfect amount of guilt and remorse for your situation.
Video calls, phone calls, or in-person visits. We'll apologize to your boss, your spouse, or even your mother-in-law!
"I accidentally deleted 3 months of client work. Hired Marcus from Blame Bucket and now my boss thinks he did it! 10/10 would blame again."
"My wife found out I spent $500 on Pokemon cards. Jennifer took the blame so convincingly that my wife actually felt sorry for HER!"
"Who ate the last slice of birthday cake? Not me anymore! Thanks Blame Bucket for saving my relationship with my roommates."