Contact Us
Tell us your situation and choose your level of crisis. From "ate the last donut" to "crashed the company server" – we handle it all!
How It Works
Professional Actors
Our trained blame-takers will convincingly accept responsibility with the perfect amount of guilt and remorse for your situation.
Full Service
Video calls, phone calls, or in-person visits. We'll apologize to your boss, your spouse, or even your mother-in-law!
Blame Packages
Oopsie
$9.99
- Minor household mishaps
- 5-minute phone call
- Basic apology script
- Text message follow-up
Hot Mess (Most Popular)
$29.99
- Work-related disasters
- 15-minute video call
- Dramatic confession
- Written apology letter
- Crocodile tears included
Dumpster Fire
$99.99
- Life-altering catastrophes
- 1-hour in-person visit
- Full method acting
- Bring own tissues
- Backup blame-taker
- Emergency hotline access
Happy Customers
"I accidentally deleted 3 months of client work. Hired Marcus from Blame Bucket and now my boss thinks he did it! 10/10 would blame again."- Sarah K., Marketing Manager
"My wife found out I spent $500 on Pokemon cards. Jennifer took the blame so convincingly that my wife actually felt sorry for HER!"- Mike T., Satisfied Husband
"Who ate the last slice of birthday cake? Not me anymore! Thanks Blame Bucket for saving my relationship with my roommates."- Alex D., Cake Lover